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Friday, January 30, 2009

JUST FOR LAUGHS.

You know you're getting older if:

1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.

2. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

4. Your back goes out but you stay home.

5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

8. When happy hour is a nap.

9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.

10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.

I hope you got a good laugh out of these.

2 comments:

AirmanMom said...

these are great, thanks for sharing!

~AM

ABNPOPPA said...

Yes, definitely got a good laugh. Problem is I can relate to more of them than I care to!

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