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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.
He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America ! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizer and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

5 comments:

CI-Roller Dude said...

It's times like this when I can say I am very proud to be a good American Citizen.
You forgot to tell all the guys to have a cold beer in their hands while watching... and not face Mecca, nor wipe you --- with a bare hand.

coffeypot said...

Best idea I have heard of in awhile. I'll do anything for God and Country. Even drink a beer, wipe my ass and ogle good ole American nude women. Is this a great country or what?

CI-Roller Dude said...

OK, I've been passing this on to everyone I know....but a few of the females have given me a puzzled look. I just tell them to be "Pro American"...

AirmanMom said...

I'm posting a 'no comment'
~AM

Elizabeth said...

This was hilarious!

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