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Friday, July 24, 2009

FRIDAY FUNNY

Dear employees,

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to be let go. I cannot think of a more fair way to approach this problem.They voted for change; I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic

4 comments:

Becky said...

Heh, I've seen that one before. It's so true though....I work for a small family owned company (owned by my husband's family) and when I say small, I mean less than 10 employees. I can't even tell you how much the current economy has effected us and I worry that things like cap and trade and the current health care plans will be the final nail in the coffin. Everyone who voted for change definitely got it. Just my two cents.

Mike Golch said...

this is the great thing about America,we all are allowed to have a difference of opion.
that one of the reason I leave politics out of my blog.

coffeypot said...

I like it.

coffeypot said...

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